When I was a kid, I do desperately wanted a hoverboard after watching the Back to the Future II so much as that I had to rewind the tape in my VHS manually because I had worn it out so much (I destroyed the original movie VHS from over watching as well).
Well, with damn near tears in my eyes, the company HuvrTech has finally realized the dream and technology needed to construct an actually hoverboard. The demonstration looks absolutely fake, but we are assured they will be in Santa’s sack by December.
City Hall and Love Park may just get new life!!
But alas, only believe until you are on it after dropping possibly $500.
Edit: Kudos for fooling us you sick fucks. Typed in “Hoverboard fake” on Google at 3AM to utter disappointment. You sick, sick fucks.
Pixacao and Wickets just need to just fuck and have a blunt smoking, heavy metal, out of control abandoned offspring to lay waste to our gentrified neighborhoods and pussified art world. That style would burn a hole in the head of fucking cocksuckers everywhere. The style is a wink to fellow writers and homies, and a giant FUCK YOU to passersby and the status quo.
Small businesses raided by the IRS for…paperwork? These raids are a shot to their integrity, productivity, and many of their confiscated items are never returned. Not to even mention their accounts may be raided, and not even charged with a crime.